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Barack Obama did not have to roast Herschel Walker in this manner, but we are grateful that he did

It’s the same as taking candy from a baby Walker denies is his. (I know, I was being petty.)

by Zack Linly

I’m not sure if former President Barack Obama was auditioning for an episode of Wild ‘n Out, or if Kevin Hart, Katt Williams, and Martin Lawrence formed a comedy Voltron in the shape of America’s first Black commander-in-chief—but Obama didn’t need to roast Herschel Walker in this way.

“Since the last time I was here, Mr. Walker has been talking about issues that are very important to the people of Georgia,” Obama said at a rally for incumbent Sen. Raphael Warnock in Atlanta. “Like whether you should be a vampire or a werewolf. This is a debate that I must admit I once had. When I was seven years old. Then I matured.”

To be fair, Walker set himself up for that one by going full sunken-place Twilight in front of a swarm of MAGA minions eager to give him patronizing laughs while their great Black hope performed a Shuck ‘n Jive Def Jam set.

Still, Obama didn’t need to reach this far into his drag bag to clown someone who is already a clown.

“He also claimed that he used to let me beat him in basketball, but then he admitted that we had never met,” he went on. “I guess this was more of a fictitious whooping.”

The ex-president then concluded on a more serious note.

According to the New York Post:

“In my opinion, he can be anything he wants to be, except a United States Senator,” Obama said. “If he wasn’t running for Senate, this would be hilarious.”

Obama also accused Walker of telling Georgia voters “bald-faced lies” and making “stuff up” on the campaign trail.

“When you spend more time thinking about horror movie fantasies than you do thinking about the people you want to represent, that says something about your priorities. When you serve up blatant lies over and over again. Simply make stuff up. That says something about the type of person you are and the type of leader you would be if you were elected to the United States Senate,” Obama concluded.

Perhaps Obama was trying to outdo Pastor Jamal Bryant by treating Walker like a dusty closet (full of skeletons and unclaimed children).

Of course, if we’re being honest, the compulsive liar who believes he’s a werewolf cop capable of beating Obama in basketball while concocting anti-COVID potions to spray in their doorway is easy prey for a roast like this. It’s the same as taking candy from a baby Walker denies is his. (I know, I was being petty.)

He just makes it too simple. Hopefully, he won’t be elected to the Senate after this “erection” runoff. (OK, that was just being petty.)

Source: Win McNamee / Getty

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